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Buy, buy, buy! Things on sale!

Just a quick reminder to let all of you know that for the next seven days you! Yes, you! Can get your very own copy of Flies in the Leaves of Glass for $0.99! That’s right! Nine new tales of terror and the weird clocking in at nearly 250 pages! Get your own copy for Kindle today!


Because why not?

Hey there everyone. I just thought I’d let you know that  – in an attempt to boost sales and have a better holiday season – between November 5 and November 12 my second book, Flies in the Leaves of Glass, will be on sale for the stupidly low price of $0.99 for the Kindle version.

That’s right – for seven days, you can get your very own electronic copy of the book that will make you think twice about going fishing or looking in a mirror again for less than the price of a cup of coffee. Hell, it’s even going to be cheaper than paying for all those sad little animals Sarah McLachlan keeps begging you to support. She wants $20 per month. I’m asking you for less than a dollar and a few minutes to write an honest review once you’re done reading it. 

Mark your calendars! Here’s the link:

Flies in the Leaves of Glass
Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Hell, tell total strangers and pervy distant relations!


It’s time to give back!

Okay everyone. I know I haven’t been doing much blogging lately and I’m going to try to rectify that. I’m also going to start trying to publish actual stories more often. This last batch was really good. Anyway. 

I have two copies of my newest book Flies in the Leaves of Glass available to be signed and sent to you – absolutely free of charge. All I ask is this: go to my Facebook page, hit the Like button, and share this post. 

That’s it. 

That’s all you have to do. 

The two of you who win will be contacted via private message and will receive your very own personalized copy by Halloween. (Just in time to be freaked out! SQUEE!)

Help me bring you more stories more often by helping me promote this book. As you may have guessed, I’m pretty new to the whole marketing thing, and I need help. In the meantime, I’ve got loads more stories to tell. 


I’ve got my copy!

Do you have yours yet? 


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